• Classmate: nice shirt, too bad they don't exist anymore
  • Me: better stay on that side of the street motherfucker, I'll knock you out

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

sharpslut:

FEELING LIKE YOU ANNOY THE ONLY PERSON YOU WANT TO TALK TO SUCKS

johnwatson:

lestrade:

sherlock:

I’m back.

u lil shit

moustache

lame-waves:

i want to wear your hoodies and stay up talking about the universe with you until 3 am and i want to hold your hand and kiss your face and hug you when im sad and have marathons of our favourite shows.

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come